You're what the French call " les incompetents ". (Exit Jeff) LINNIE: Listen, Kevin, what are you so worried about? You know Mom's gonna pack your stuff, anyway. KEVIN: Do you know what I should pack? JEFF: Buzz told you, cheek-face. (Enter Linnie) LINNIE: I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff. What was I supposed to say? "Congratulations, you're an idiot"? KEVIN: I'm not an idiot! MEGAN: Oh, really? You're completely helpless! Everyone has to do everything for you. (Enter Megan) MEGAN: What did I say? JEFF: You told Kevin "Tough." MEGAN: The dope was whining about a suitcase. I've never done this once in my whole life. (CUT TO KEVIN AND JEFF UPSTAIRS) KEVIN: I don't know how to pack a suitcase. (Exit Tracy, enter Sondra) HARRY: Hi! Sondra: Hi! HARRY: Are your parents home? Sondra: Yeah. HARRY: Excuse me, Miss? Are your parents home? TRACY: My parents live in Paris, sorry. (Walks up the stairs while Tracy walks down Exit ?) Tracy, did you order the pizza? TRACY: Buzz did. HARRY: Are your folks home?: Yeah, but they don't live here. in a house with this many people, there's no shampoo. KEVIN: Pack my suitcase? (CUT TO ? AND FULLER DOWNSTAIRS) ?: Do you know where the shampoo is, Fuller? FULLER: I don't live here. (Peter picks up Kevin enter Leslie) LESLIE: Peter, Kate, do you guys have a voltage adaptor? PETER: Here! Here's a voltage adapter! (He gives Kevin to Leslie) LESLIE: Oh God, you're getting heavy! (Drops Kevin) Go pack your suitcase. PETER: My new fish hooks? KEVIN: I can't make them out of old ones, with dry worm guts stuck on them. I was making ornaments out of fish hooks. KEVIN: Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so.
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